{"product_id":"mini-stable-genius-sh-t-bag-by-smolotov","title":"Mini Stable Genius, Sh*T Bag By Smolotov","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eMINI\u003c\/strong\u003e Stable Genius\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e15-count\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eUnscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eLeak-Proof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eHeavy Duty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003ePrinted on the Inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eMeet the coolest little box we've ever made! 15 bags, one roll, packed into a box that doubles as its own dispenser — just punch out the perforation and you're dog-park ready. Small enough for a purse or backpack, tough enough to stand between you and poo, grime, and MAGA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eThis is shaping up to be election season's most treasured novelty and the holidays' most-gifted stocking stuffer. With only 30 cases in-country, our first production run won't last long. Retail Exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5) [\u0026amp;+:not(h3)]:mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)]\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003ePlant-based.\u003c\/strong\u003e PBAT + PLA + corn starch. Compostable in 90 days (industrial, ASTM D6400).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eLeak-proof.\u003c\/strong\u003e 18-micron plant-based material (PSM), leak-tested 3×.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eGenerous size.\u003c\/strong\u003e 9″×13″ — large enough for most breeds sanitary cleanup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e15 bags per box on 1 roll.\u003c\/strong\u003e EZ Tear System.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eResponsibly made in a BSCI-certified facility.\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-toxic water-based ink. Packaging made of recycled materials.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eResistant to water, dictators, fascists, tech bros, and oligarchs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eThank you for helping to make the world less shitty.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smolotov","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63415209001100,"sku":"PWB-01PK-15CT-SG","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0584\/7882\/1516\/files\/988bd6bef2da97b5cc8fc0daedf4b2d7ed935db8f608e83fb8f9159f4ea70364.jpeg3.webp?v=1792546597","url":"https:\/\/fulfilledgoods.com\/products\/mini-stable-genius-sh-t-bag-by-smolotov","provider":"Fulfilled Goods LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}