Mini Stable Genius, Sh*T Bag By Smolotov
Mini Stable Genius, Sh*T Bag By Smolotov

Mini Stable Genius, Sh*T Bag By Smolotov

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MINI Stable Genius

  • 15-count
  • Unscented
  • Leak-Proof
  • Heavy Duty
  • Printed on the Inside

Meet the coolest little box we've ever made! 15 bags, one roll, packed into a box that doubles as its own dispenser — just punch out the perforation and you're dog-park ready. Small enough for a purse or backpack, tough enough to stand between you and poo, grime, and MAGA.

This is shaping up to be election season's most treasured novelty and the holidays' most-gifted stocking stuffer. With only 30 cases in-country, our first production run won't last long. Retail Exclusive.

Specifications

  • Plant-based. PBAT + PLA + corn starch. Compostable in 90 days (industrial, ASTM D6400).
  • Leak-proof. 18-micron plant-based material (PSM), leak-tested 3×.
  • Generous size. 9″×13″ — large enough for most breeds sanitary cleanup.
  • 15 bags per box on 1 roll. EZ Tear System.
  • Responsibly made in a BSCI-certified facility. Non-toxic water-based ink. Packaging made of recycled materials.

Resistant to water, dictators, fascists, tech bros, and oligarchs.

Thank you for helping to make the world less shitty.